1. Start here: https://pastebin.com/fnkfTXui
2. Decode the text using a monoalphabetic substitution.
3. Notice the substitution alphabet is the phrase "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
4. The decoded text tells us to use the full phrase as the password
5. Go to https://pastebin.com/5anRu01J and use the password "thequickbrownfoxjumpsoverthelazydog"
6. The text mentions Death Note and Taco Bell
7. Google those terms together to find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4GfqjvIvlU
8. The text also mentions "Brothers, what shall we do?" in reference to Acts 2:37
9. Go to 2:37 in the YouTube video
10. The video mentions the Roman god Mors at the timestamp
11. The text mentions Greece, so we find Mors's Greek equivalent, which is Thanatos
12. Use "thanatos" as the password to https://pastebin.com/T1nxwxfw
13. Enter "whyisaesencryptionalwaysdown" on the Weeklies site